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[Dec. 12th, 2011|09:09 pm] |
Christmas is such a fucking joke. You guys know that if there is a Santa Claus out there, the reality is he's a perv in red velvet who enslaves midgets and likes giving 'presents' to all the good little boys and girls. Where do you think all the creeps and pedophiles get it from? And let's not even start with the fucking reindeer. Who the fuck names their pet Prancer? Such a fucking ass wipe. You know, people say he gets fat off of all that cookies and milk, but I have it on good authority that he likes eating children for breakfast.
Ho, ho, ho mother fuckers. |
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[Sep. 16th, 2011|04:44 pm] |
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| Seven ✞ |
[Aug. 24th, 2011|08:16 pm] |
God you people are idiots. A 5.8 earthquake? Seriously? 'Ya'll must not be from around these parts.' As in California, where we have earthquakes all the fucking time and a 5.8 might as well be a fucking blip on the radar. Oh I'm sorry, did your chairs tip over during the crisis? Never forget the East Coast earthquake of 2011, please donate here for all your plastic furniture replacement needs. Is it really that easy to send you sheep over the edge? With a whiddle earthquake? Never mind that there's terrorism and people you know dying on your own streets, it's your lawn decor you've really gotta worry about.
If you guys wanted a real natural disaster, all you had to do was say so. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2011|11:13 pm] |
Christ, I'm so glad I can't die.
Too soon? Oops. Morons. |
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[May. 15th, 2011|01:44 pm] |
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[Mar. 30th, 2011|09:05 pm] |
( Robert Kingsley )
You know what I find really interesting? These days somebody posts about killing someone on here and no one even bats an eye. You're making our jobs way too fucking easy. Those who say this generation is apathetic really has no fucking idea.
God I'm bored. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2011|11:01 pm] |
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[Jan. 21st, 2011|08:39 pm] |
Arson Public bonfires are so underrated. If only I'd had the sense to bring some marshmallows.
Poll of the week: If you were given the option to choose your own death, what would it be? And don't say dying in your sleep, that's such a fucking cop out. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2011|12:19 pm] |
People just don't appreciate the more outdated forms of torture punishment like they used to. Nowadays they're putting criminals to sleep with needles, what about the electric chair? Someone told me last week that it's 'gone out of style'. I always thought the chair sent a more affective message myself. Certainly made me want to stay on the straight and narrow. Research, for those wondering. I do love the things our teachers think of as good essay topics these days.
( Anyone in the Resistance? ) |
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